Why did everyone stay home? Because they wanted to make sure 2020 actually left the building before they opened the door.
Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2020 “Year of the Great Staycation” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Hotel Buffet
Where calories don’t count as long as you’re wearing a wristband....read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition
In 1997, traveling was a blockbuster event. We were shouting "I’m...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vertical Takeoff
Why was the taxi so loud? Because "Electric VTOLs" are everywher...read more »
2025 Classic: The Space Hotel
Why was the guest so annoyed at the Galactic Resort? Because he ...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2004 “Flip Phones & Smoke Monsters” Edition
In 2004, travel was becoming "social" even before we had a name f...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI Everything” Edition
In 2023, travel became a battleground for Taylor Swift tickets an...read more »
2024 Archive: The Snoop Dogg in Paris
Why was the tourist wearing a tracksuit and carrying a torch? Be...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2009 “Hudson Miracle & Airbnb” Edition
In 2009, travel was about survival and sharing. Captain Sully lan...read more »
2025 Classic: The Virtual Reality Layover
Why did the traveler spend 8 hours in a box? Because the airport...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Language Barrier
Why did the traveler get a tattoo of a cabbage? Because he used ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Crypto-Island
Why was the traveler stuck? Because he went to an island that on...read more »
The Road Trip Map
Technology vs. the old-fashioned way of getting lost.My GPS told ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Meta-Tourism
Why did the man "visit" the pyramids in his underwear? Because h...read more »
The Rental Car
Driving a car that makes sounds you’ve never heard before.The ren...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
More capacity for humor on this site!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.