2012 Classic: The Milk

I’m “milking” the apocalypse for all it’s worth.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "rolling" through the infinite feed.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I tried to reload my personality in 2025, but I was already "up-...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I hope this year wasn't a "lemon."Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "swinging" by the server.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "selecting" my favorite reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

@Pikachu_Fan_8807/25/1996 23:11Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Napster_Leech02/01/2011 22:39Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz11/22/2010 01:23The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Scanner_Darkly06/17/1998 02:40I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Space_Background07/08/1999 21:21The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Construction_Dig07/17/2012 16:56Still digging for more humor!