2020 Vintage: The George Russell Mercedes Debut
Why were his shoes too small? Because he replaced Hamilton for one race, almost won it, and then the pit crew put the wrong tires… Read More »2020 Vintage: The George Russell Mercedes Debut
2020 Legacy: Worst Picture
Why Absolute Proof? Because even for the Razzies, a 2-hour infomercial about pillows and politics is a bridge too far. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards… Read More »2020 Legacy: Worst Picture
2020 Legacy: The New Year’s Eve 2021
Why did everyone stay home? Because they wanted to make sure 2020 actually left the building before they opened the door. Part of the 49… Read More »2020 Legacy: The New Year’s Eve 2021
2018 Legacy: The Exercise
“I started ‘Fortnite’ dancing.” “Is it cardio?” “No, but my kids are too embarrassed to be seen with me, so I’m walking alone.” Part of… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Exercise
2018 Archive: The “Thank U, Next” Memo
Why was the HR manager so sassy? Because she sent out the termination letters with an Ariana Grande quote at the bottom. Part of the… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Thank U, Next” Memo
2017 Vintage: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Baby Groot is adorable. He’s really “branching” out in this sequel. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017)… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
2016 Classic: The Snapchat Face Filter Flex
Spending all of lunch hour trying to capture the perfect photo of a school pizza slice using a digital dog ears filter just to add… Read More »2016 Classic: The Snapchat Face Filter Flex
2015 Archive: The Insurance
I asked if they cover ‘Smart-Watch Related Paranoia.’ They said, “Only if you have the AppleCare+ health plan.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Archive: The Insurance
2015 Vintage: The Radio
She hates “Indie Rock.” She says it sounds like “people who are sad about having to pay for their own hair gel.” Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Radio
2015 Vintage: Rihanna’s Giant Pink Dress
Why was Rihanna the talk of the carpet? Because she arrived in a pink Giambattista Valli dress so massive that she looked like a beautiful… Read More »2015 Vintage: Rihanna’s Giant Pink Dress