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2020 Vintage: The George Russell Mercedes Debut

Why were his shoes too small? Because he replaced Hamilton for one race, almost won it, and then the pit crew put the wrong tires on his car, breaking F1 Twitter.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2020 “The Year the World Stood Still” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus12/06/2001 22:28What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Full_House_Lover09/08/2015 04:52You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Lion_King_Pumbaa12/31/2006 15:13They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Big_Snatch_Boris09/05/2006 14:36Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Green_Day_Fan10/04/2003 23:43Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Uncle_Rico_9803/06/2005 04:20I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Hansel_So_Hot10/02/2007 17:50That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Y_U_NO_Laugh04/18/2002 13:08Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Challenge_Acc06/14/2005 14:17Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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