2012 Classic: The Skyfall Quote
Why did the boss say “Last rat standing”? Because he watched the new Bond movie and now thinks the office is a survival experiment. Part… Read More »2012 Classic: The Skyfall Quote
2011 Classic: The Final 2011 June Bell
The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out another classic school year, sending everyone home for a long summer of smartphone screen-tapping, building block castles,… Read More »2011 Classic: The Final 2011 June Bell
2011 Legacy: The Foo Fighters “Wasting Light”
Why the garage? Because Dave Grohl recorded a masterpiece on analog tape in his own garage, proving that rock and roll still smelled like teen… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Foo Fighters “Wasting Light”
2010 Legacy: The iPad Arrival
Why was the traveler staring at a giant iPhone? He wasn’t; he had the first iPad, and he spent the whole flight trying to find… Read More »2010 Legacy: The iPad Arrival
2010 Vintage: The Rapunzel (Tangled) Fan
None. She just uses her glowing hair to light up the tower. Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Rapunzel (Tangled) Fan
2010 Archive: The Megamind Villain
“Presentation! That’s the difference between a bulb and a SUPER bulb!” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the iPad… Read More »2010 Archive: The Megamind Villain
2008 Legacy: The MacBook Air Envelope
Steve Jobs pulled a laptop out of a manila envelope. Now I’m looking at my thick PC laptop like it’s a suitcase from the 1920s.… Read More »2008 Legacy: The MacBook Air Envelope
2008 Vintage: The Link
I’m “chaining” myself to the movie theater seat. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Folder
I’m “organizing” my digital life. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Scared Elephant
Why do elephants never use computers? Because they’re afraid of the “mouse.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Classic: The Scared Elephant