I’m “chaining” myself to the movie theater seat.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Alrighty then! Super funny.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Found this on the deep end of the net.