What was the most “adult” costume of ’98? A blue dress and a cigar, which was the only thing people talked about more than the Y2K bug.
Part of the 37 Halloween Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon & Furby” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
Posting this to my own wall right now!