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2008 Legacy: The MacBook Air Envelope

 Steve Jobs pulled a laptop out of a manila envelope. Now I’m looking at my thick PC laptop like it’s a suitcase from the 1920s.

Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9807/26/2011 20:13Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Dale_Doback_Fan02/22/2003 23:10Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Rick_Roller_0706/13/2000 04:00Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Friendster_Ghost01/31/1995 08:23Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Anonymous_User04/25/1998 22:57We are many. We are laughing.

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