Steve Jobs pulled a laptop out of a manila envelope. Now I’m looking at my thick PC laptop like it’s a suitcase from the 1920s.
Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Archive: The Jurassic World (4) Return
Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Submerged" Tech
My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Clean-Tech" Luxury
I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »
2024 Classic: The Trap (Shyamalan) Twist
I went in for a concert and left with a "Dad is a serial killer"...read more »
66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution
Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »
61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch
Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Ghost" Notifications
I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Dead Internet" Realization
I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Fever
I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Prompt Engineer" Career
My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The "Million Dollar Baby" Tommy Richman
I don't know where he came from, but he’s currently the king of ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Five Nights at Freddy's 2
The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Elio Space Adventure
Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Legacy" Social Media
My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
We are many. We are laughing.