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1996 Legacy: The Dennis Rodman Wedding Dress

 Why did the Bulls have a PR nightmare? Because Dennis wore a wedding dress to a book signing, and MJ had to pretend it was a totally normal Tuesday.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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