2003 Archive: The Thunder Run
Why did the 3rd Infantry Division drive straight into Baghdad? Because they realized that if you drive fast enough, the bureaucracy can’t catch up to… Read More »2003 Archive: The Thunder Run
2002 Classic: Best Rock Album
Why did All That You Can’t Leave Behind win? Because Bono convinced the world that he was the only person who could save rock and… Read More »2002 Classic: Best Rock Album
2001 Legacy: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door, my owl is tired! Part of the 39… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Harry
2000 Archive: The What Women Want Premise
Mel Gibson can hear women’s thoughts, and he’s still confused. That feels accurate. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2000 Archive: The What Women Want Premise
1999 Classic: The Closing Time
The bartender yells, “Last call of the millennium!” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Classic: The Closing Time
1998 Archive: Joseph Estrada
Why did the Philippines elect a movie star? Because they wanted a President who was used to following a script, which is a lot safer… Read More »1998 Archive: Joseph Estrada
1998 Classic: The Clinton/Lewinsky Scandal
What was the most “adult” costume of ’98? A blue dress and a cigar, which was the only thing people talked about more than the… Read More »1998 Classic: The Clinton/Lewinsky Scandal
1998 Legacy: The “Got Milk?” Ad
One, but they can’t say anything because their mouth is full of cookies. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The “Got Milk?” Ad
1997 Archive: The Pro Wrestler
One, but they have to hit the bulb with a steel chair first. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1997 Archive: The Pro Wrestler
1997 Archive: The “Candle in the Wind” CD
Why was the vibe a bit somber? Because Elton John’s tribute to Princess Diana was in every CD changer, and Grandma was crying harder than… Read More »1997 Archive: The “Candle in the Wind” CD