Why did the 3rd Infantry Division drive straight into Baghdad? Because they realized that if you drive fast enough, the bureaucracy can’t catch up to tell you it’s a bad idea.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
One does not simply read one joke.