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2007 Classic: The Epic Movie

 We saw it. We regretted it. It was the only thing we bonded over all month.

Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Resident_Evil_Z12/07/2004 02:15Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Total_Recall_Fan10/16/2003 05:28Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude10/16/1995 07:47The Dude abides... this joke.
@Snatch_Mickey06/24/1996 10:00Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Dexter_Lab_Fan02/16/2013 03:18Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Goldmember_I_L04/20/2014 04:35I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr04/14/1997 14:56The magic man... is laughing!
@Me_Gusta_Face10/25/2011 10:06Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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