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2017 Vintage: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

 Baby Groot is adorable. He’s really “branching” out in this sequel.

Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Net_Neutral_9512/20/2006 02:44This is why we need the internet.
@Seinfeld_George12/01/2008 07:39What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Party_On_Garth07/10/2011 21:06I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Club_Penguin_Kid11/17/1998 15:03Waddle on over and read this!
@Mondo_Media_X02/21/1998 13:47Top tier web animation humor!
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