A guy walks in with a croissant-donut hybrid and asks for a beer that matches. The bartender says, “I have a stout that tastes like a mid-life crisis. Close enough?”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
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In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
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A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Ice Cube
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In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
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