“I’m a hero of the West!” “You’re a guy in a mask who spent $200 million on a movie nobody watched. Sit down.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
As if! This is too funny.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!