2012 Legacy: The Sailor

“A dark room is just a boat with the stars painted over.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many Irish people does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. On...read more »

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many ca...read more »

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

In 2012, the world was supposedly ending according to the Mayan c...read more »

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cats don...read more »

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many brunettes does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many abstract artists does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

How many French people does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

@Terminator_2_Fan03/22/2002 02:39Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Pizza_Pizza_9906/28/2003 21:30Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Startup_Kid08/20/1999 16:50Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Sion_Partier02/19/2002 15:39The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Kill_Bill_Bride08/15/1999 12:54I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@First_World_P05/06/2010 04:42My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Ermahgerd_Girl05/24/2003 19:12ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Club_Penguin_Kid10/27/2015 04:03Waddle on over and read this!