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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »

@Pixel_Addict07/19/2001 09:17LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@DialUp_Dreamer11/30/2004 16:27Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Harambe_Memories04/15/1997 05:36Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Animated_Mail_G05/04/2008 01:04The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Salad_Fingers_F09/18/2009 08:23I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Shut_Up_Money10/25/2008 06:17Shut up and take my laughter!