Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Smart Contract.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition
In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »
The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »
53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Will
A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
2025 Legacy: The TikTok Ban (Final)
A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
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The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
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