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2021 Vintage: The Jon Rahm “Positive Test”

Why was he crying at the Memorial? Because he had a 6-shot lead, finished the 18th hole, and was told he had COVID—then went out and won the U.S. Open two weeks later as revenge.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Burning_CDs09/17/2003 23:29I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan07/04/2001 20:46I am crying... with laughter!
@Harry_Potter_Ron06/18/2011 05:24Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Startup_Kid03/31/2013 06:10Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@E_T_Phone_Home09/07/2015 03:03E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@CounterStrike_Pro04/19/2000 01:53Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Charlie_Unicorn09/08/2013 10:33We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Keep_Calm_Fan03/31/2015 19:38Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
@Influencer_9902/15/2012 19:57My followers need to see this!

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