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2024 Vintage: Longlegs

 Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the “pale man” scary again, and now every knock at the door sounds like a coded message from a cult.

Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Marines09/30/2013 01:31Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Binary_Boy10/14/1996 02:5001001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy04/17/2002 09:23That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@BackToFuture_M04/14/2004 07:03Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H06/27/1995 08:22Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Zoolander_Mug01/14/2007 12:13I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@DMOZ_Volunteer08/22/2005 02:07Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Tay_Zonday_Fan09/23/2009 00:23Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.

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