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What do you call a blonde in a tree?

A classic blonde joke for your daily dose of fun:

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@Quake_Fragger10/09/2012 13:36M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Full_House_Lover06/26/2011 07:22You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Home_Alone_Kevin08/17/1997 03:56Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry12/11/2009 14:12In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Blink_Tag_User02/26/2009 20:40<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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@Shut_Up_Money07/09/1998 21:52Shut up and take my laughter!

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6 thoughts on “What do you call a blonde in a tree?”

  1. User_51
    User_51 [Human Verified]

    omg i actually have a friend who would do exactly this. shes a natural blonde lol.

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