2006 Legacy: The Mikey

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

@Encarta_User04/09/1996 01:06I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@N64_GoldenEye10/02/2004 10:35Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Tech_Support_Guy02/07/2000 13:58Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@USB_Pioneer02/08/2015 15:54Plug and Play laughter!

@Uncle_Rico_9809/17/2008 08:29I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Hansel_So_Hot08/31/2001 06:38That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Under_Const_Gif12/22/1999 09:53This site is never finished... with humor!

@Clans_Leader_9911/14/1997 15:03Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!