2020 Archive: The Pharmacist

“Do you have masks?” “No.” “Hand sanitizer?” “No.” “Hope?” “We’re out of that too.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

@Winamp_Skin_Maker09/29/1996 16:21Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@CRT_Brightness09/30/1999 11:11I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Pirates_Jack_S12/12/2004 09:47But you have heard of this joke!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S08/28/2003 14:59I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Metacrawler_X11/23/2008 18:45Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Railgun_Sniper03/12/2003 08:22I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Runescape_Noob01/02/2001 05:39Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut02/27/2014 10:04My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Shut_Up_Money05/06/2009 22:40Shut up and take my laughter!