How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? 100 – one to hold the bulb and 99 to turn the house around.
Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
A little humor to brighten your day: She wanted to stop the salad from dressing.
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Why did the lawyer have three different laptops open? One for court, one for billing, and one to watch Tiger King. Part of the 52 Lawyer… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Power Move
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