1998 Classic: The Suitcase
Why do lawyers have wheels on their briefcases now? Because their egos got too heavy to carry. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Classic: The Suitcase
1998 Archive: The Honorary Award for Stanley Donen
Why did he dance with his Oscar? To remind the young stars that “Classic Hollywood” had better footwork. Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Archive: The Honorary Award for Stanley Donen
1997 Archive: Sheryl Crow’s Rock Win
Why did she win Best Rock Album? To remind us that “If It Makes You Happy” was the official anthem of 1997 road trips. Part… Read More »1997 Archive: Sheryl Crow’s Rock Win
1996 Legacy: The Tab
A guy asks to keep his tab open. The bartender says, “Sure, but your credit card just sighed.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Tab
1996 Legacy: The Tamagotchi Task
Why did the intern get fired? He spent more time feeding his virtual pet than his boss. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Tamagotchi Task
1996 Archive: The Red Hot Chili Peppers “Love Rollercoaster”
Why Beavis and Butt-head? For a cover that proved the Peppers were at their best in an animated world where funk meets cartoon violence. Part… Read More »1996 Archive: The Red Hot Chili Peppers “Love Rollercoaster”
1996 Classic: Tomb Raider
Why did Lara Croft have a triangular torso? Because polygons were expensive in 1996, but our imaginations were free. Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes:… Read More »1996 Classic: Tomb Raider
1995 Classic: The Phone Line
Our biggest marital dispute is who gets to use the phone line—her for calling her mother, or me for trying to connect to AOL. Part… Read More »1995 Classic: The Phone Line