2010 Vintage: The Empty Wallet
Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside. Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic”… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Empty Wallet
2010 Archive: Katy Perry (Teenage Dream)
Why was 2010 so sweet? Because Katy Perry was shooting whipped cream out of her chest and proving that a “Teenage Dream” involves a lot… Read More »2010 Archive: Katy Perry (Teenage Dream)
2010 Legacy: The Facebook Privacy Update
“I updated my privacy settings!” “And?” “Now nobody can see my posts, including me. I’ve finally achieved total digital Zen.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Facebook Privacy Update
2009 Archive: The “AIG Bonus” Outrage
Why were the executives getting bonuses? Because apparently, failing so hard you bankrupt the world is a performance-based metric in New York. Part of the… Read More »2009 Archive: The “AIG Bonus” Outrage
2008 Archive: Sex and the City (The Movie)
Why did it take four years? Because in 2008, Carrie finally realized that a bird on her head was the only thing missing from her… Read More »2008 Archive: Sex and the City (The Movie)
2008 Classic: The Fallout 3
My husband is living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. I told him our basement looks exactly like the game. Part of the 59 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Classic: The Fallout 3
2008 Vintage: True Blood (Debut)
Why were the vampires drinking “synthetic” blood? Because Sookie Stackhouse made living in a swamp with “Fangtasia” look like a great Friday night. Part of… Read More »2008 Vintage: True Blood (Debut)
2004 Legacy: Gwen Stefani
Why did she have four Japanese girls following her? Because in 2004, Harajuku Girls were the ultimate accessory, and we were all learning how to… Read More »2004 Legacy: Gwen Stefani
2004 Archive: The LimeWire Worship Search
The church intern getting a computer virus on the parish office desktop while trying to find a legal MP3 download of a popular contemporary worship… Read More »2004 Archive: The LimeWire Worship Search
2003 Classic: The Juan Carlos Ferrero French Open
Why was “Mosquito” so fast? Because he buzzed around the clay until everyone else just gave up. Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Classic: The Juan Carlos Ferrero French Open