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2022 Archive: The Bullet Train Fruit

Why Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Brian Tyree Henry? For proving that a movie about assassins is better if they are obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine and citrus fruits.

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick’s G-Force, Elvis’s Voice & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Agent_Smith_0106/23/2008 18:54It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Requiem_Dreamer11/20/2011 05:16That was intense... and funny!
@Starship_Troopers03/22/1997 21:17I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Lock_Stock_Two05/25/2008 00:54It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Space_Jam_Lola12/20/1995 13:26Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Banner_Exchange10/06/1995 19:32Click my banner for more laughs!

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