2020 Archive: The Old Guard Immortality
Why Charlize Theron? For proving that if you’re an immortal mercenary, your biggest enemy isn’t death—it’s a pharma bro and a lack of good baklava.… Read More »2020 Archive: The Old Guard Immortality
2019 Classic: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy it’s starting to affect the local tectonic plates. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition… Read More »2019 Classic: The Suitcase
2019 Vintage: The Starbucks in Game of Thrones
I told her it was a mistake. She said, “Just like your ‘mistake’ of thinking you could go to the bar without telling me.” Part… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Starbucks in Game of Thrones
2019 Archive: The Dark and Stormy
“The forecast for 2020.” (The bartender has no idea). Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The “Lover” Taylor Swift
She’s back to the romantic ballads, and I’m back to crying in my car. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive.… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Lover” Taylor Swift
2017 Legacy: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
The underground classroom economy where trading a single stick of 0.5mm lead could buy you a full bag of potato chips. Part of the 36… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
2017 Legacy: Worst Director
Why Tony Leondis for The Emoji Movie? For convincing a studio that a movie about a “Meh” icon was a good idea. Part of the 33… Read More »2017 Legacy: Worst Director
2015 Archive: The Silly Bandz Legacy Ghost
Why did the school store coordinator laugh while cleaning the storage room? Because she found a dusty, unopened crate of rubber band bracelets from five… Read More »2015 Archive: The Silly Bandz Legacy Ghost
2014 Classic: The Sleep Study
“You stop breathing.” “I’m just doing the ‘Silent Challenge’.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Classic: The Sleep Study
2013 Vintage: Despicable Me 2
Why was there a “Happy” song? Because Pharrell Williams wanted to make sure that in 2013, you couldn’t enter a grocery store without wanting to… Read More »2013 Vintage: Despicable Me 2