I told her it was a mistake. She said, “Just like your ‘mistake’ of thinking you could go to the bar without telling me.”
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
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The Secret to 50 Years
Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
2025 Archive: The Deepfake Anniversary
I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
2025 Legacy: The Choice
"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
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2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
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59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
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The First Date Memory
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!