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2020 Archive: The Old Guard Immortality

Why Charlize Theron? For proving that if you’re an immortal mercenary, your biggest enemy isn’t death—it’s a pharma bro and a lack of good baklava.

Part of the 35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2020 “Tenet Inversion, Couch Premiers & Zoom Red Carpets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiceGirls_Fan05/06/1996 04:31Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Memento_Guy06/16/2009 21:26Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Requiem_Dreamer02/26/2001 21:27That was intense... and funny!
@Doge_Much_Funny05/21/1995 02:56Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler11/17/2002 21:00May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Fred_Channel_0606/18/2007 12:52HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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