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2013 Vintage: Despicable Me 2

 Why was there a “Happy” song? Because Pharrell Williams wanted to make sure that in 2013, you couldn’t enter a grocery store without wanting to clap your hands along.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Flash_Animator04/11/2012 13:07I should make a stickman movie about this.
@ChatRoom_Queen10/12/1995 12:16A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Coffee_Addict03/11/2003 21:59404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Gremlins_Gizmo02/07/2011 00:06Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Salad_Fingers_F11/26/1997 07:45I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@Futurama_Fry_M02/14/2014 14:21Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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