Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside.
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The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I am crying... with laughter!
A joke for the end of the world.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
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Problem? No, just laughs!