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2000 Classic: The Shaggy Alibi

What was the most popular excuse for not having homework in 2000? “It wasn’t me,” delivered with a perfect imitation of the reggae-pop star.

Part of the 41 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival, PlayStation 2 & Razor Scooter” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Eminem_Fan_0011/16/1997 21:13Will the real funny joke please stand up?
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