Why were the executives getting bonuses? Because apparently, failing so hard you bankrupt the world is a performance-based metric in New York.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.