2003 Classic: The Juan Carlos Ferrero French Open

Why was “Mosquito” so fast? Because he buzzed around the clay until everyone else just gave up.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Quake_Fragger03/18/2008 02:05M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Lion_King_Simba08/30/1999 02:52Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Web_Master_Flex07/05/2003 20:11I am adding this to my links page right now.

@XFiles_Spooky_M12/08/1999 06:16Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Napster_User_9904/12/1998 07:45Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli12/29/2012 02:50That still only counts as one laugh!

@Bill_Nye_Fan04/10/1996 05:42Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Digg_Submitter_0512/30/2001 06:36Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!