1995 Classic: The Phone Line

Our biggest marital dispute is who gets to use the phone line—her for calling her mother, or me for trying to connect to AOL.

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@Res_Dogs_MrPink03/02/1995 00:51I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance07/14/2012 18:30Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan10/14/2000 07:08Silently laughing in the snow.

@Marquee_Text_Fan07/26/2012 22:47<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Railgun_Sniper01/11/2004 20:19I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Smosh_Old_School10/28/2000 10:29Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Streamer_Pro_9904/18/2015 18:23Thanks for the donation and the joke!