Why did Lara Croft have a triangular torso? Because polygons were expensive in 1996, but our imaginations were free.
Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1996 “Polygon & Pocket-Monster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
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