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1998 Classic: The Suitcase

 Why do lawyers have wheels on their briefcases now? Because their egos got too heavy to carry.

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level11/23/2011 10:03There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Pager_Guy06/16/2005 05:28Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Tech_Support_Guy08/26/2003 03:52Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Gnutella_User06/16/1998 12:58Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Project_Mayhem04/15/2002 09:21Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Requiem_Dreamer04/08/2015 17:32That was intense... and funny!
@Green_Day_Fan09/02/2013 13:11Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Pretty_In_Pink04/10/2000 12:06Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Leeroy_Jenkins07/26/1995 00:45At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut07/18/2014 18:55My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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