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Why did the blonde put a lock on the fridge?

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She wanted to stop the salad from dressing.

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@Dumb_And_Dumber08/24/2001 15:03So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a lock on the fridge?”

  1. User_811
    User_811 [Human Verified]

    i think i need to dye my hair now. i’m starting to understand her logic lol.

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