1996 Legacy: The Tab

A guy asks to keep his tab open. The bartender says, “Sure, but your credit card just sighed.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Friends_Lover12/12/2007 10:22Could this joke BE any funnier?

@RoboCop_9003/31/2010 03:00Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Walter_Sobchak08/10/2008 23:08Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Clans_Leader_9908/29/1999 10:52Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Map_Maker_X11/20/2003 23:15The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.