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Why did the lawyer have three different laptops open? One for court, one for billing, and one to watch Tiger King.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan07/31/1998 00:16I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Forrest_Gump_8811/04/2004 04:28Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Cast_Away_Wilson10/28/2001 21:49WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Sion_Partier09/11/1999 17:55The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Ferris_Bueller03/15/1998 02:57Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Believe_It_Or_N07/08/2015 16:20I choose to believe it’s funny.

@Opera_User_9904/29/2013 16:27Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.