2024 Vintage: The Brave Broom

Why did the broom win a gold medal in 2024? It swept the competition in Paris.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus03/03/2015 00:53What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@South_Park_Cartman05/04/2004 17:57Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Beverly_Hills_9021002/26/2015 21:00The coolest joke in the zip code.

@He_Man_Power05/14/2010 00:00I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler01/07/2005 05:58May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Lag_Victim_0112/25/2004 18:52I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Troll_Face_Real01/29/1999 01:33Problem? No, just laughs!