2024 Vintage: The Brave Broom
Why did the broom win a gold medal in 2024? It swept the competition in Paris. Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Brave Broom
2023 Archive: The Barbie Existential Crisis
Why was Margot Robbie crying? Because she proved that even if you’re a “Stereotypical Barbie,” you’re still going to have a breakdown about death, cellulite,… Read More »2023 Archive: The Barbie Existential Crisis
2023 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy’s (Movie)
Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics finally made it to the big screen, and Josh Hutcherson had the worst night shift… Read More »2023 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy’s (Movie)
2023 Legacy: Elemental
Why were “Fire” and “Water” trying to date? Because Pixar reminded us that opposites attract, especially if you can survive a subway ride together without… Read More »2023 Legacy: Elemental
2023 Vintage: The Last of Us
A guy walks in with a mushroom growing out of his head. The bartender says, “No cordyceps allowed. I don’t want the bar turning into… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Last of Us
2023 Legacy: The Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
Why the delay? For a sequel that felt like the last guest at a party (the DCEU) who doesn’t realize everyone else has already gone… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
2022 Vintage: The Bean
I’ve “been” here since the first grid. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Dune Fan
“Light is the mind-killer. I must not fear the darkness.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global Reboot archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: Billie Eilish (Happier Than Ever)
Why was she blonde? Because in 2021, she realized that changing your hair color is the best way to handle a global transition into adulthood.… Read More »2021 Classic: Billie Eilish (Happier Than Ever)
2021 Legacy: The “End of the Forever War”
Why was August 31, 2021, so quiet? Because after two decades, the “Final Flight” left Kabul, leaving behind a giant “Do Not Disturb” sign and… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “End of the Forever War”