2015 Classic: Inside Out
Why were we crying over a pink cotton candy elephant? Because Pixar decided to remind us that our emotions have emotions and that Bing Bong… Read More »2015 Classic: Inside Out
2015 Classic: The Surgeon’s Upgrade
My surgeon started using a headset that tracks his eye movements. I asked if it helps with accuracy. He said, “Yes, it alerts me if… Read More »2015 Classic: The Surgeon’s Upgrade
2014 Archive: The Leftovers (HBO)
Why was the table so quiet? Because 2% of the world’s population vanished in the show, and we were just glad that 100% of the… Read More »2014 Archive: The Leftovers (HBO)
2014 Vintage: The Interstellar Premiere
Why was everyone obsessed with black holes? Because it was the only thing in 2014 that could suck up more money than the Department of… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Interstellar Premiere
2014 Classic: The 2014 Legacy
What’s the most 2014 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why an ‘Emoji’ is not a legally binding signature.”… Read More »2014 Classic: The 2014 Legacy
2014 Classic: The Floyd Mayweather vs. Marcos Maidana
Why was Floyd actually sweating? Because Maidana fought like a wild man, proving that “Money” could be pushed, even if he couldn’t be beaten. Part… Read More »2014 Classic: The Floyd Mayweather vs. Marcos Maidana
2013 Vintage: The Ravens’ Super Bowl Blackout
Why did the lights go out in New Orleans? Because the 49ers were making a comeback and the Superdome decided it needed a 34-minute nap… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Ravens’ Super Bowl Blackout
2013 Legacy: The Kick-Ass 2
“I’m a real-life superhero!” “The ‘superpower’ of falling off a ladder isn’t going to get you into the Avengers, Kevin.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Kick-Ass 2
2013 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
2013 Vintage: The Candy Crush
A guy’s phone makes a loud ‘Sweet!’ noise. The bartender says, “Level 400? Put the phone down and talk to a human.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Candy Crush