Why did the lights go out in New Orleans? Because the 49ers were making a comeback and the Superdome decided it needed a 34-minute nap to think about what to do next.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Tennis Racket
Serving up some classic court-side wit.Why are tennis players so ...read more »
The Referee Vision
A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lionel Messi "Last Dance" Hype
Why was Miami still the center of the universe? Because Messi ann...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mahomes Three-Peat Chase
Why was the rest of the NFL living in a basement? Because Patrick...read more »
The Surfing Wave
Wipeouts and wisdom from the ocean.Surfing is the only sport wher...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2011 “Mavs’ Revenge & The Aguero Moment” Edition
In 2011, the sports world was about pure drama and the fall of "S...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition
In 2024, sports became one giant postcard from Paris, and the NFL...read more »
The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
The Gym Membership
Paying monthly for a place you only visit in your dreams.I’ve bee...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition
In 2023, the sports world was about ending droughts and starting ...read more »
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The NASCAR Speed
Turning left for four hours is a professional skill.Why did the N...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Inside the NBA" Move
Why were we watching Shaq and Chuck on a different channel? Becau...read more »
The Billiards Break
A cue for some classic table-top humor.I told my wife I was going...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
M’lady... this joke is superb.
No way! That’s too much!