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2011 Archive: The “Conan the Barbarian” Remake

 Why? For proving that Jason Momoa is great, but even he can’t fight the ghost of Arnold’s charisma.

Part of the 41 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2011 “Jack, Jill & The Sandler Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Mess
 Why was it a target? Because Jack Black and Jason Momoa looked l...read more »
2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
 Why was Jack Black nominated? For playing "Steve" by simply wear...read more »
2024 Archive: The Borderlands Loot
 Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant,...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
 Why Joaquin Phoenix? For going from an Oscar win for the first J...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
 Why A Minecraft Movie? For a script that felt like it was genera...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
 Why Gal Gadot? For playing the Evil Queen with the same level of...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
 Why Madame Web? For a script that was so messy it felt like it w...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kraven the Hunter Delay
 Why was it joked about? For a movie that spent so much time bein...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition
In 2023, the 44th Razzie Awards feasted on a childhood icon turne...read more »
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In 2008, the 29th Razzie Awards feasted on the collapse of a come...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The "Superman" Pressure
 Why was James Gunn a target? Not for the movie being bad, but fo...read more »
2023 Archive: Worst Screenplay
 Why Blood and Honey? For a script that was clearly written on th...read more »
2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Box Office
 Why was it hit? For proving that the only thing "twice" about th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Karate Kid’s Age
 Why was the reboot hit? For proving that "wax on, wax off" works...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gladiator_Maximus09/19/1999 12:26Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green09/06/2001 14:08Super green! Hilarious!
@Sum41_Skater01/12/2006 01:55In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Loituma_Girl03/06/2011 10:42Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Homestar_Runner08/14/2006 13:12That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut04/28/1996 12:27My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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