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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
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54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
The future is laughing at us.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
haha good one! why do we make life so complicated? love the simplicity here.
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading.
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense.
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks.