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2017 Legacy: The Fall of Raqqa

Why was 2017 the “Year of the Rubble”? Because the coalition realized that the best way to “Liberate” the ISIS capital was to make sure not a single two-story building was left standing.

Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder05/02/1995 21:32I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Broadband_Newbie07/23/2014 16:04Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Lock_Stock_Two10/03/2014 18:40It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Butthead_Uhhh02/16/2013 16:57Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Shagadelic_9712/24/2013 03:50This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@LiveJournal_Deep09/04/2014 12:37Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Browser_War_V03/13/1996 11:44Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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