2022 Legacy: The Kardashians (Hulu)
Why did they move to a new network? Because in 2022, they needed a higher resolution to show us that they’re still “literally” doing the… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Kardashians (Hulu)
2022 Classic: The Print TV Guide Ritual
Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down. Part… Read More »2022 Classic: The Print TV Guide Ritual
2022 Legacy: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
2022 Legacy: The “Cyber” War that wasn’t
Why didn’t the lights go out in Kyiv? Because it turns out that “Ukrainian IT guys” are a much more effective “Cyber Shield” than anyone… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “Cyber” War that wasn’t
2022 Legacy: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Bookmark
2021 Legacy: The Font
I’m just your “bold” type of investor. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Don’t Look Up Panic
“A comet is hitting the Earth!” “Don’t worry. Between the NFTs and the variants, I don’t think anyone has the energy to care about a giant… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Don’t Look Up Panic
2020 Legacy: The Zoom Fatigue
“Doctor, I’m tired.” “Me too. Let’s just turn our cameras off and nap for the rest of the session.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Zoom Fatigue
2020 Classic: TikTok Dances (Renegade)
Why was everyone moving their arms in their kitchen? Because in 2020, if you couldn’t do a 15-second dance routine to a song you didn’t… Read More »2020 Classic: TikTok Dances (Renegade)
2020 Vintage: The Banana Bread
If I see one more loaf of banana bread, I’m going to lose it. We have twelve black bananas on the counter. My wife says… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Banana Bread