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2013 Archive: The Wolf of Wall Street Quaaludes

Why was Leonardo DiCaprio crawling toward a Lamborghini? Because he proved that the most impressive bit of acting in 2013 wasn’t a monologue—it was a 10-minute struggle with his own nervous system while trying to open a car door.

Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Fan02/12/2010 01:21Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Java_Applet_User08/07/2004 17:11This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Oracle_Says09/16/2008 09:55I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Austin_Powers_Y06/05/2001 13:51Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Mini_Me_Rocks12/29/2003 02:06... (Laughter in silence).
@Friday_Rebecca10/21/1997 22:12Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Infoseek_Explorer08/14/2008 11:53Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Digg_Submitter_0507/23/1996 04:19Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Arthas_Fan_0201/10/2000 05:37Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Troll_Face_Real10/09/1996 13:57Problem? No, just laughs!

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