Why was Leonardo DiCaprio crawling toward a Lamborghini? Because he proved that the most impressive bit of acting in 2013 wasn’t a monologue—it was a 10-minute struggle with his own nervous system while trying to open a car door.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
... (Laughter in silence).
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Problem? No, just laughs!